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Our Services
Streams
MEAT PLANET LLC specializes in entertainment products called “Streams”. These are meant to be injected through the skin, but can be consumed visually for a lesser (but still potent) experience.
MEAT Products
Those worthy may be allowed entrance to the inner sanctum of MEAT PLANET LLC. where they will sup upon the finest of our MEAT (pat. pending) products.
Market Manipulation
If you’ve ever experienced a fluctuation in your stocks, bonds, or other holdings- that’s us! We’ve been waving at you from inside that little red line the whole time.
Revolutionary
What started as a small streaming enterprise has grown into a veritable industry staple- recognized worldwide for our quality, reliability, and innovation. We’ve maintained this reputation by constantly updating, constantly growing, and constantly getting even better. “Meat” the future- with MEAT PLANET. LLC.
Those of Strong Will Can Find Us
Meet the Team
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Contact Us
Interested in our services? Who wouldn’t be! For inquiries, business proposals, blood sacrifices, etc. please use the attached submission form. Mail inquiries and Twitch chat messages will not be read and instead sent directly to the shredder.