Introducing…

MEAT PLANET® Ghoul-B-Gone!

NO!

WHAT IS GHOUL-B-GONE? ARE YOU STUPID? A DOGSHIT, PATHETIC IDIOT WHO KNOWS NOT OF THE MANY HAZARDS AND WOES OF THIS WORLD, INCLUDING GHOULS? NO? THEN YOU’LL RECOGNIZE THE VALUE IN THIS NEW INNOVATION FROM US AT MEAT PLANET!

OUR PRODUCT WILL REMOVE ANY PARANATURAL FREAK OR FREAKESSE WHO DARES ENTER YOUR ABODE! GUARANTEED!

DON’T BELIEVE US? YOU’RE A FOOL! A COMMON RUBE! A DUNCE! AN ABSOLUTE NINCOMPOOP! GO AHEAD AND FUCK YOURSELF RIGHT OFF!

Well… maybe you can stay.

NUH UH!